ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

(via lonelywhiteasian)

avians:

in case you were wondering

  • itching
  • lesbian / lezzie
  • hooters (hooter is ok)
  • lmfao (lmao is ok)
  • myspace
  • naked
  • piss (pissed is ok, urine is ok)
  • mate (gets changed to fish)
  • queer
  • shlong
  • suck
  • tampon
  • testicle
  • tit/tits (titties is ok)
  • vagina

extra: these words are allowed

  • anal
  • beastiality
  • cock
  • crystal meth
  • LSD
  • narcotics
  • opium

drugs are OK, dont be a lesbian

(via robert-downey-jesus)

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

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(Source: riddlemetom, via robert-downey-jesus)

rneerkat:

allmonds:

rneerkat:

i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude

Hahahaha i get it bc 6 letters in thanks but 5 in tanks i feel you

im betting u passed algebra with those math skills

(via thatswhattheythought)


Caption:

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

(Source: niallers-angel, via thatswhattheythought)



Posted 11 hours ago at 11:11pm with 117,721 notes

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via pizza)


Caption:

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Posted 11 hours ago at 11:08pm with 2,078 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

(via pizza)

heytherebiebs:

oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL

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CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING 

(via pizza)

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via pizza)

zillywutpumpkin:

browsing tumblr while on post limit is like a recovering alcoholic staring into the window of a bar

(via thatswhattheythought)

iwishihadafather:

*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*

(via pizza)