when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
(via lonelywhiteasian)
in case you were wondering
- itching
- lesbian / lezzie
- hooters (hooter is ok)
- lmfao (lmao is ok)
- myspace
- naked
- piss (pissed is ok, urine is ok)
- mate (gets changed to fish)
- queer
- shlong
- suck
- tampon
- testicle
- tit/tits (titties is ok)
- vagina
extra: these words are allowed
- anal
- beastiality
- cock
- crystal meth
- LSD
- narcotics
- opium
drugs are OK, dont be a lesbian
(via robert-downey-jesus)
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
(Source: riddlemetom, via robert-downey-jesus)
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
Hahahaha i get it bc 6 letters in thanks but 5 in tanks i feel you
im betting u passed algebra with those math skills
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Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
(Source: niallers-angel, via thatswhattheythought)
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